...Too Many Kisses and I Don't Mean the Chocolate Kind...

I know I know I haven't posted on here in a really long time... However I need a place to comment on my ramblings (hence the title of my blog) of reality TV. From American Idol to Project Runway and the Bachelor to Keeping up with all things Kardashian (notice how I group the talent with the non-talent... I think it's better that way)!
Tonight's post starts off the my rants and maybe a few raves on the BACHELOR... Let's face it we all want to stop watching this show but it sucks you in. I don't know how they do it but whatever they do maybe my gym should do it to! I've been watching this show from the time Ryan wrote that sweet Poem to Trista and have watched every episode in between... (well minus those two seasons when I had better things to do like serving a mission)! This season however is really bugging me and here is why...
1) the kissing.... seriously Ben can you slow it down? I mean I thought Jillian was a lip locking maniac but boy was I wrong...
2) the girls... normally I can find something I like about each girl but with this season I think they are all crazy rude! Let's start with Erica... Really saying that your thighs are smaller than Shantel's on national television, was that necessary I guess for you KARMA is a bugger! Next Elyse let's just say we got it you didn't think they new each other but they did! Get over it I am sorry that she interrupted your "date" but let's face it... it brought drama to the most DRAMATIC rose ceremony yet! Emily ok I really like her but boy oh boy does she have a potty mouth on her as does Rachel! Kacie B. and Lindzi are my favorites so far...
3) Lastly and certainly not least would be Courtney.... If you've watched the season you'll get what I mean. Seriously where did they find her and what the HECK does Ben see in her??? I'd take a hundred crazies from Utah allowing my state a bad name for the sake of Courtney being off the show! I have a feeling as the show goes forward there could be a lot more of my "ramblings" about Courtney!
I've read all the spoilers of the season and don't want to give to much away but if you want me too I can post my own subtle hints of what I've read!
Coming up NEXT on Ramblings... SO SO happy that Emily is the next Bachelorette!!
...until next time...

oh and PS I liked Shantel on Brad's season... don't get me wrong the whole laying on the table thing freaked me out but come on the girl has guts!! I wish Ben would have followed his heart!!

...girls weekend...

...girls weekend what would you do without them...

...this is how Ashton spent her way to Boise...

...we dropped off Ashton and then checked into our hotel...
...we waited and waited for her too show-up...oh and the others too...
(don't mind the super bad picture of us)
...we did some serious shopping and ate at an interesting restaurant...
(hence the reason for the funny look on our faces)

...we then got dessert...which was the best part...
...can you guess what I took home for dessert...
...it was then time for wicked...
(feelings on that will be posted later)
...sassy girls are the best...
... can't wait for the show start...
(love the momma)
...did we mention we saw wicked...
...did we mention that grandma can take her teeth out...
(note the surprised look on our faces. look closely you can see her teeth)
...love these girls...
...oh wait I love these girls too...

...and this how Ashton spent her ride home...

...the end...

...color me cupcake...

While at work I have time to surf the internet... I know I know you all want my job but really you don't! As of late I have become ADDICTED seriously ADDICTED to cooking blogs! I don't know what it is but I saw these bad boys and new I had to share! I am thinking of making them sometime...If you are wanting to try and make them yourself which I suggest you do here is the link www.ourbestbites.com/2009/05/colorburst-cupcakes/

When Momma Ain't Happy...

iPhone... $99

Replacement iPhone $199

Remembering the lesson that when Momma Ain't Happy Nobody Happy... Priceless

I Simply Fell Out of Love...

with blogging.

Just as when any relationship falters it's hard to pinpoint exactly

when the dissolution began.

It was a sad, lonely, sorrowful time.

Ignoring my blog but oh so faithfully looking at others.

Just as when any relationship falters you find joy in another.

Soon I will find joy in my blog...

If My Life Were A Movie....

This last week has been so super crazy and to be honest I am tired of explaining everything. I figured those who matter read the blog and they will be able to sense my comic relief in what I am about to post! As the events have unfolded I have decided that I should make a movie. And if I were to make a movie who would play in it. Well I have found my cast! Of course some would have to change there hair but for the most part I think I did a pretty good job in my casting!

Joanna*- Scarlett Johansen (main character) The girl in love with two boys well really one boy and another a grown man. While she has deep and sincere feelings for both she just can't seem to make up her mind. She almost married Cal and really they are still engaged but she still deep down loves her high school boyfriend Kole. Oh and we must not forget Cal and Joanna have a baby together the cutest little one named Brylee. (side note the baby who would play "Brylee" would have to be Viviene Jolie-Pitt)

Cal*- Harry Connick JR (Grown Man) Cal a bull-fighter on the PRCA rodeo circuit feel in love in with Joanna the first time he saw her deep green eyes. Despite the 16 year age gap between them Cal wants to make it work. He ask Joanna to marry him the day after Christmas. He is so excited for there life together to really start. He is willing to stand by Joanna because he knows that her love for him is real and she has put closure to her and Kole.

Kole*- Liam Hemsworth (the boy)- Lets face it Kole is the lovable return missionary who you want to win but also know he deserves so much more. Not meant to be put in a bad way but take it how you want it. He too has loved Joanna since the moment he saw her deep green eyes. They had such an amazing time while they were in high school between dances and going home to Joanna's house with friends for the sausage and biscuit lunch that Carly (Joanna's Mom) had made them. He had dreams for the two of them once he got home but has come to realize that sometimes dreams fade and it's time for new ones to come about.

Carly- Kristen Alfonso (Joanna's Mom) She loves her daughter but is really getting tired of the all the drama, chasing cans, and being the rodeo babysitting grandma


Dane- Kevin Costner (Joanna's Dad) Dane has dreams for all of his children but Joanna's dream and his dream are one in the same and that is making it to the NFR. While he supports his daughter he doesn't always like her choices.

Jolie*- Lindsay Hartley (Joanna's older sister and writer of the movie) Jolie is the one in the family who is the most outspoken and sick and tired of all the drama...

*All names have been changed to protect the writer of this post!

Note of protection for the author of this post.... I really do love my sister... I will and do support her and all her drama but in all honestly I wish she would just freaking make her mind and stop with the it's not me it's everyone else.

It's Time...

I know I know... I haven't been the greatest blogger but I promise it is a new years resolution! In order for me to be a better blogger I have decided to go private! I will do this starting MONDAY JANUARY 11th, 2010! So if you want to keep viewing leave an e-mail and I will invite you! Well maybe.... :)